The Penguin Fight or Flight Tee from Unethical Threads is a nature documentary that took a hard left. This penguin made its choice, and flight was never on the table. Heavyweight cotton, DTG print, unisex fit S through 4XL. Who actually wears this? People who root for the penguin. You know who you are. If you've ever watched a nature doc and thought "that prey animal needs to start carrying," this is your uniform. Also popular with people who think the "flight" response is for quitters. Heavyweight cotton that feels like it could take a punch (because thematically, it should) Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL Crew neck, because a penguin in a V-neck would be weird DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid long after your sense of decency fades Pre-shrunk. Surprises are for birthdays, not laundry day. Is this a good gift? It's a great gift. The Penguin Fight or Flight Tee is the kind of present that says "I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry about it." Perfect for the friend who sends you unhinged animal memes at 2 AM. Also works for white elephant if you want to actually win for once. Frequently Asked Questions Does this shirt run true to size? Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes. Will the print crack or fade? No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. Your penguin stays crisp. Is this shirt offensive? It's a penguin with a knife. If that offends someone, they're going to have a rough time on the internet. What's the shirt made of? Heavyweight cotton. Soft but substantial. The kind of shirt that feels like it actually exists when you put it on.
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