Pens

Are you ready for it? Be the person your cat thinks you are Be the person your dog thinks you are Bitch you doin' a good job Booked and Busy Cats rule everything around me C.R.E.A.M. Dogs have owners cats have staff Don't blame me love made me crazy Drink some water Fewer people more cats Fewer people more dogs Fueled by ADHD and too much caffeine I cry a lot but I am so productive. It's an art. I like big books and I cannot lie I'd rather be home with my dog I'm a real tough kit I can handle my sh*t Look what you made me do My ADHD is ADHDing No shelf control Nothin' good starts in a getaway car So many books so little time Sorry I can't. I have plans with my dog Sorry I forgot what I was saying Take a deep breath Take your meds Unclench your jaw Wait what was I doing?