perfect alibi

not a kult Verified independent store

→

what. this sweet, in-your-face, essential oil bathroom spray literally brings your A-game to the loo. our anti-fungal lavender-peppermint-geranium blend helps increase energy, focu s, mood and motivation. spray directly into the toilet bowl for that “shit or get off the pot” attitude adjustment you need to do your business and move the f out. powered by the most deliciously potent lavender and geranium essential oils, this hero formula will help preserve your reputation when shit gets real. with ~1000 sprays per bottle + 5 spritzes per poo break, you’ll get 200 poo breaks in every bottle. made with love, light and no fuck you’s. 4 fl oz | 120 mL Show more