Performance Declining Tee

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Description A brutally honest update on your current operating system. Perfect for dads who used to be fast, strong, and energetic… and now specialise in groaning when they stand u p. Comfort & Fit Lightweight and soft with just enough stretch to handle all your “I’ll do it tomorrow” movements. Why it’s an Everyday Dad Essential * Premium softness for maximum comfort * Dry humour for dads who still “have it” (sort of) * Ideal for match days, coaching, or recovery mode * A classic fit that flatters every level of fitness Materials & Details Soft, lightweight 100% combed and ring‑spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester).Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).Pre‑shrunk for consistent fit.Side‑seamed construction with shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping.Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Size Guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8 4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155 5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165 Show more