PhD in Distraction

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Highly trained… easily distracted. This text-only piece turns a daily struggle into a sarcastic badge of honor. Clean, punchy, and self-aware, it captures that constant pull toward anything but what you’re supposed to be doing. A playful take on focus, procrastination, and the art of getting sidetracked. Designed for those who can laugh at their wandering attention and own it. Show more