The Story The Deets The Care We honestly have no idea what is happening in the design on this raglan tee, and truth be told, we were pretty baked when coming up with it. Some strange dog-like creature walking upright and eating a quintuple stacked ice cream cone in front of a rainbow makes absolutely zero sense. Or maybe it makes all the sense?? Either way, who cares... We like it because it's different. And that's why we like Philly - because Philly is not normal. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity Triblend fabric blend so soft we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…” Relaxed unisex fit that you’ll never want to take off, like a fat kid at the pool Softball-inspired ¾ length long sleeve lets the world know you’re a baller Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your triblend raglan tee is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Here's how to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not bleach Tumble dry: low heat Iron, steam or dry: low heat Do not dryclean Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository
