Am I drunk? Possibly. It’s the back nine. There are a few empty cans in the cart, we stopped keeping an honest score three holes ago, and I’m pretty sure the beverage cart girl knows us by name. So yeah… possibly. 🍺 But did I just spend five minutes looking for the putter that was already in my hand? Did I ask what hole we’re on while standing next to the tee marker? And are those greens starting to look just a little too green? Yeah… Definitely stoned. 🍃🤣 The Possibly Drunk… Definitely Stoned Tee is for those rounds where the scorecard is optional, the snacks are essential, and you’re just trying to stay high on the leaderboard. The Goods: 100% ring-spun cotton 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center ParTee Favorz — It’s not fore everyone. It’s just fore you! Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28