Potatoes Tee

Hank & Lucy Bulldogs Verified independent store

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Potatoes. Just Them. That's Enough. Hank and Lucy on the front. No text. No explanation. No apology. Just two squishy-faced bulldogs who have never once felt the need to justify th eir presence — and they're not starting now. This is the tee you reach for when you're done overthinking it. Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton that gets softer every wash. A relaxed fit that already feels like it's been yours for years. Wear it like they live — completely, unhurriedly, and without a single regret. Product Features 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for a substantial, easy drape Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability Sizes S–4XL; sewn-in label; available in many colors Care Instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) Do not bleach Tumble dry low Do not dry clean The kind of tee Hank would approve of — if he could talk. He'd probably just stare at you until you put it on. Lucy would still be napping. Show more