Rad Gainz™ - Radiation-Ripened Protein Glows Green. Grows Clean.™ 🚨💪 WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS NOT CLEARED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION (but that never stopped a real lifter) You've tried clean eating. You've tried dirty bulking. Now try irradiated swole saturation. Introducing Rad Gainz™! The only protein powder aged inside an abandoned nuclear silo for maximum muscle mutation. Just one scoop a day and you'll be crushing steel, bending rebar, and forgetting your name in no time. Why settle for natural when you can go nuclear? Benefits ✅ +5 STR ❌ -3 INT ❌ -1 CHA Side Effects Include: ✔️Spontaneous flexing ✔️Extreme aggression ✔️Glorious, glistening gains ✔️Hair loss Now with 200% RDA of enriched uranium! DISCLAIMER Not approved by Vault-Tec, Nuka-Cola, or the FDA. Do not use while pregnant, alive, or operating heavy machinery (unless you're the machinery now). If green glow persists for more than 6 hours, please continue. You’re becoming beautiful. Our shirts are printed on Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001 shirts. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65
