Prehistoric and Problematic T-Shirt

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Some slogans age badly. This one leans into it. The Prehistoric and Problematic tee is the black graphic staple you throw on for the gig, the pub, or the school run when you can't be bothered making small talk. Soft against the skin, heavy on attitude, and dark enough to survive a spilled pint. Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat Show more