Not your fault. Blame the beans — or the lack of them. The Prick Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who are perfectly lovely, charming even — after coffee. Before it? Well. The tee says it all. Consider it a public service to everyone around you. Wear it to work. Wear it to brunch. Wear it so nobody asks you questions before you've had a cup. 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to take the edge off 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdy Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durability Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fit Unisex fit — sizes S to 3XL Available in 11 colours ⚠️ Warning: Wearer is not responsible for any prickish behaviour occurring before the first flat white. Ka-fey cafe endorses coffee as the solution.Size guide LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66 3XL 83.8 71.1
