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Despair, Inc. Verified independent store

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Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did so mething so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction. Moai money, moai problems. PERFECT FOR: Ancestor worshipers who like a good laugh every now and again Finnish tourists who make poor decisions Rapa Nui speakers Disaffected college students Show more