Product Description Professional Respawner WHEN YOU RESPAWN, YOU HOPE TO APPEAR IN A SAFE LOCATION but sometimes you appear in a terrible location, like right in front of the enemy team, and you don't have a weapon, or any clothes, so you brace yourself to be slaughtered, but instead of attacking you, the enemy team just points at your naughty parts and laughs, and somehow that hurts even more than being slaughtered, so you intentionally step on a landmine to respawn, and now you're fully clothed with weapons and sick sunglasses on a sweet vantage point - WOOOO! LET'S DO THIS! Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors So named for the black fingernails and teal eyes of the late-and-great-tortured-artist and social-absinthe-alcoholic who most don't realize was also an ultra-long-distance sprinter. His famed Starry Night painting was inspired from an overnight 72K race he lost to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. You can't make this stuff up. Sunbathing with Wizards While it might be the magic that gets them all the love, we prefer to celebrate wizards for their panache: capes, pointy hats, and, beards. But just wait until you see one on their beach run rocking these fresh blue shades with gold lenses. Abracadabra, Muggles. Iced By Yetis Yetis. Are they real, or just some weird Tibetan folklore? We’re here to tell you, they’ve been right under your nose the whole time. If you ever encounter a Yeti on a run, just be ready to combine your basic hip flexor warm-up with extreme hydration in a technique we like to call “Iced by Yetis.” Nessy's Midnight Orgy Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so we made these teal on teal shades to sneak into the mix...you want in? Back Nine Blackout Are you gonna scratch this round? Nah, who needs that kind of pressure. Kick back with your Coors Light, shameless 5 mulligans, and these black on black glasses as you blackout while making the turn. With our new Flamingo Eye technology these fly little fellas are 100% UV Protective, 100% Polarised, and 100% won’t affect your ball visibility. But all those beers might. A Ginger's Soul Swedish Meatball Hangover A Unicorn's Calamity Know what happens when you mix all colours of the rainbow together?! You get BLACK. That's how we made these black-on-black A Unicorn's Calamity shades. It took eight years & a touch of unicorn magic, but we finally perfected black OGs. You're welcome. NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout. 3 ALL POLARISED Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 ALL ORIGINALS A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.) 5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
