Non-Reflective Lenses For Regular Heads Best for Parkour Chases Around Town SPLIT FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)) SPLIT NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 NO DISSERTATION No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet. artiFACTS!!! Learn about the greatest movie* that was never made!!! (*We had to say that so Carl the Flamingo wouldn't send the Octopus Cult after us.) SPLIT
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