Prosecco & Poolside - K Collective Hat

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For the mom who survived morning drop-off, forgot it was spirit day, panic-packed snacks, still made it to Target, and is now poolside like she’s been off-duty all day. This hat is your official “do not ask me for anything unless it’s already handled” signal. Prosecco is poured, Stanley is sweating, kids are somewhere safe-ish, and you’re aggressively pretending you don’t hear “Mom!” from the deep end. Lightweight, effortless, and built for maximum avoidance of unnecessary movement—because if you get up once, it’s over. You’re back on shift. Poolside isn’t relaxing. It’s just where moms go to hide in plain sight. Show more