Your future? Cozy, sarcastic, and slightly doomed. Step right up—your destiny’s written in fleece. The “Fortune Teller” Crewneck is serving vintage psychic-parlour vibes with its crystal ball, tarot hands, and an all-seeing eye that already knows you’re emotionally exhausted. Perfect for mystics, skeptics, and anyone who wants their aura wrapped in soft fleece while the universe keeps testing them. The cards say: soft fleece. The stars say: zero f*cks. Fit Tip: Size down if you want your fate snug. Go regular for that oversized “witch at rest” fit.📏 Size chart below—because even chaos comes in measurements. Care InstructionsWash cold, like your future romances. Tumble dry low or hang dry—up to you, but the stars already know you’ll forget. Size S M L XL 2XL Chest 34"-36" 38"-40" 42"-44" 46"-48" 50"-52" Waist 29"-32" 32"-35" 35"-38" 38"-41" 41"-44" Sleeve Length 32"-33 1/2" 34"-35" 35"-36" 36"-37" 37"-38"
