ROTTING ? BAD JACKS ? NEED MISCHIEF ? Call your professional neighborhood creeps...the PUMPKIN SMASHERS! Discount Cemetery's PUMPKIN SMASHERS are highly trained and the best choice in town to smash your pumpkins. We are fast, discrete and reliable. We have the best tools in the industry to smash your pumpkins into pumpkin dust. We even share the pumpkin guts with local wildlife. WE ARE PROFESSIONALS. PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. WE ARE HIRING! Do you have an interest in smashing? Well call today, we are expanding our workforce to include talented individuals worldwide! About this garment: High quality garment made by Next Level. Ethically sourced and produced. Gender neutral fit. 100% airlume ringspun cotton for an extremely comfortable fit. Runs true to size. Screenprinted in Los Angeles, California. Sizing Info: S - 28" length / 18" width M - 29" length / 20" width L - 30" length / 22" width XL - 31" length / 24" width 2XL - 32" length / 26" width 3XL - 33" length / 28" width 4XL - 34" length / 30" width Color may vary slightly from photo. 4X-5X printed on ringspun cotton next level or similar depending on availability. Graphic will appear slightly smaller as sizes increase.
