Made in the USA, Tested, designed, and made to be outside in, Sun, Rain Wind and Snow. The Redneck Doorbell Comes Fully Assembled with rope for hanging anywhere. The Sign Measures 10 inches long and 4 inches tall. The Length of rope is approx 2 ft long. The Redneck Doorbell may even keep traveling sales people away. For Safety Reasons the Mouse Trap is Disabled and will not actually function. These days it feels like there are simply too many people who want to come see you at your humble abode. Modern doorbells can be expensive, difficult to wire, and fail often, but you always want to know when Jehovah's Witnesses are zeroing in on your soul. Lucky for you, we have the solution! A genuine, clean and new, Redneck Doorbell that will tell everyone within a mile exactly who is casting a shadow on your front steps. Featuring an explanatory sign so your visitors will know exactly where to press, this doorbell is unlike any other in its ease of installation and ability to announce your guests. Even the tone produced by the doorbell is unique to each person using it, so you can tell just by the sound if it’s your great aunt Carol leaving some casserole, a neighbor child asking to play, or the much-dreaded property assessment team from the Gub-ment. Your landlord will undoubtedly also be delighted with this new addition to his investment home, especially if you use very large nails to attach it directly to the fresh trim. Just be ready to mend any relationships that may receive damage from use of this Redneck Doorbell. We do not guarantee the emotional reactions of your visitors, so use caution and install at your own risk. Just to be clear this description is full of satire.
