πΆ "Regrets" - The Honest Parenting Baby Onesie π Didn't sign up for this. This hilarious baby onesie speaks the truth that every sleep-deprived parent has thought at 3 AM! Perfect for parents with a dark sense of humor who love their baby but also miss sleep, hot meals, and personal space. π We love our babies more than anything, but let's be real - nobody warned us about the sleepless nights, constant diaper changes, and the fact that we'd never finish a cup of coffee while it's still hot. This funny baby bodysuit is for parents who keep it brutally honest! β β¨ Why Parents Love This Funny Baby Onesie: π― Premium 100% soft cotton - gentle on baby's skin (Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% poly blend) π Comfortable envelope neckline - easy on, easy off for those 3 AM changes πΆ Three snap leg closure - convenient diaper access for exhausted parents π Hilarious conversation starter - guaranteed laughs from fellow tired parents π Unique baby shower gift - for parents who appreciate dark humor π§Ί Machine washable - because babies are messy little humans π΄ Brutally honest - for parents who keep it real! Perfect For: Sleep-deprived parents, funny baby shower gifts, parents with dark humor, honest parenting humor, new parent survival, baby announcement photos with attitude π Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and knowing nods from other exhausted parents. Side effects include sharing your own parenting regrets. (Just kidding, we love them... most of the time.) π Size guide 3-6M 6-12M 12-18M 18-24M Width (inches) 9 3/8 9 7/8 10 3/8 10 7/8 Fits Baby Length (inches) 20-25 25-28 28-30 30-32 Fits Baby Weight (lbs) (lbs) 12-16 16-22 22-27 27-30
