For the mum who’s been through it… and has the scars (emotional and otherwise) to prove it. A little bit inappropriate, very on brand, and guaranteed to get a shocked laugh before she tops up her glass. Is our REMEMBER WHEN I DESTROYED YOUR VAJAYJAY plonk plaster bold? Yes. Accurate? Also yes. Stick it on her favourite bottle and call it what it is - a tribute to everything she endured bringing you into the world. Because some things flowers just don’t quite cover. Approx. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels) Premium vinyl adhesive label Replaces the need for a card Instantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one) Gift it or keep it - we won’t judge Designed and made in New Zealand Perfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort FREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+
