Whiskey River Retro Pencil Sets – Write On, You Funny Thing Put the “fun” in functional with Whiskey River’s Retro Pencil Sets — the perfect mix of sarcasm, wit, and nostalgia. Each themed set comes with eight cleverly labeled pencils that speak to your personality (or the person you’re gifting them to). Whether you’re a teacher counting down to summer, a proud cat or dog parent, or just here to correct everyone’s grammar, these pencils make every doodle and note a little more entertaining. Each pack comes in a coordinating gift box, ready to brighten desks, classrooms, and office drawers everywhere. Perfect for gifting, stocking stuffers, teacher appreciation, or anyone who needs a good laugh mid-meeting. Available Designs: Cat People – Here Kitty, Kitty... For those who know 30 cats is a “nice round number.” Pencils include: My Cat Hates You, Send Me Cat Memes So I Know It’s Real, Weekend Plans: Cat. Couch. Cocktail. Teachers – It’s a Snow Day Somewhere... For the unsung classroom heroes who deserve hazard pay and a martini. Pencils include: IDK, Can You Go to the Bathroom? and Countdown to Summer Break. Dog People – It Was the Dog, I Swear! For those who blame the smell, the mess, and the missing snacks on their furry best friend. Pencils include: Dogs, Then People and Used Up All My Sick Days at the Vet. Your Annoying – Grammar Police, Reporting for Duty. A set for the silent proofreaders and Oxford Comma diehards. Pencils include: Silently Correcting Your Grammar and Oxford Comma ’Til I Die. So Funny I Forgot to Laugh – Dad Joke Energy, Activated. For the pun-loving, eye-roll-inducing comedians in your life. Pencils include: Pull My Finger, Boom, You’re a Sandwich, and Hi Hungry, I’m Dad. Why You’ll Love It Hilarious & Giftable: Perfect for birthdays, teachers, coworkers, and friends. Retro-Inspired Packaging: Vintage charm meets modern sarcasm. Functional Fun: Eight pre-sharpened pencils per set. Handcrafted Humor: Made by Whiskey River Soap Co., known for clever gifts and quirky personality.
