A complete sentence.This isn't about being negative. It's about protecting your peace. It’s for the days when "maybe" is too much commitment and "yes" is a lie.It’s our passive-aggressive defense mechanism, stitched onto a perfectly comfortable beanie. Wear it when you’re out running errands, avoiding social events, or just making the point that no is also a choice.It might not magically repel invites to events you have no interest in, but at least your answer won't shock anyone. The Vibe: Genuine and slightly resistant (to stains).The Design: Embroidered text "IDEALLY. NO." with four adorable, slightly conflicted hearts, who just want everyone to be happy. The Fit: Cuffed beanie, double layer knit. Will keep most adult head sizes warm. Approx. 8.27" (21 cm) in length. The Stuff: Made from 50% recycled polyester and 50% acrylic, because we want warm heads, not warm oceans. A Sloane Note on Shipping: This item is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. It takes us a bit longer to deliver it, but making products on demand helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for making thoughtful, slightly grumpy purchasing decisions!
