"Why are your pants so… wet?" "Is that a giant hunk of meat in your Levis… or are you just happy to see me?" "Can I get a nibble?" You can't carry a ribeye steak around in your pocket without getting at least a few weird questions from strangers… am I right? (Trust us, we’ve tried.) For the past 5 million years, there hasn’t been an easy and convenient way to enjoy a ribeye when you’re on the go… … until now! We took your favorite thick, juicy, beautifully marbled cut of steak and made it portable and completely mess-free! The Carnivore Snax Ribeye is… Made from 100% grass-fed, regeneratively raised meat, so you're getting the healthiest meat possible and doing something good for the environment Convenient — our special cooking process lets us pack 1lb of ribeye into a 5oz bag Made with only 2 ingredients — 100% grass-fed meat and Redmond Real Salt — no artificial flavors, preservatives, or chemicals High in bioavailable nutrients, which promote better health High in Vitamin B12 to support healthy energy levels Low-carb to support healthy body weight High-protein to help build muscle The Carnivore Snax Ribeye is a salty, crispy, airy "meat chip" that you can fit in your pocket, no matter where you're headed. (Unless you're going to a vegan conference — lmao, are you nuts?) There’s a reason the Ribeye is known as one of the BEST cuts of steak out there. It's got a rich, salty, buttery taste that will begin to melt in your mouth as soon as you take the first bite and might even make you jump up and scream… "Oh my GAWWWD!" Seriously. Take caution if you’re eating this in public. People might see your reaction to that very first bite and think you're in the throes of sexual ecstasy. Could get a little awkward. Yes - it’s THAT good. Anyway, just click the "Buy Now" button if you’re ready to enjoy the world’s first and ONLY portable ribeye snack.
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