Romance Languages (South Rock High) [SIGNED]

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Can my straight friend help me cash in my v-card by my birthday?In one month, I turn thirty-five with my virginity still intact. Is there anything more embarrassing than knowing mo st of my French students have gotten more action than me? Je suis tristeWhen I accidentally reveal this secret to my close friend and co-worker Seamus, South Rock’s baseball coach, he offers to help me round the bases.It has to be a joke, because Seamus is one million percent straight.There’s no way he’d want to fool around with a chubby language nerd like me, even though I’ve harbored a secret crush on him since the day he first walked into the teachers lounge.But then I realize he’s not joking.I’m either entering thirty-five with a bang…or a friendship going up in flames. Show more