It's sticky to mock Agile, to mock Agile that's not agile, it's sticky It's sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky — Rev. Run & DMC Picture this: it's the early 90s, you just got the latest Pentium processor, Jeff Bezos is busy wiring up a bell in his garage, and Scrum Alliance doesn't exist yet because Kent Beck hasn't been invited to a ski lodge. You didn't know it, but these were the best days of your life — in terms of software development methodology, at least. Sadly, those clowns at Google haven't cracked time travel yet, so we can't go back to that idyllic era or even despatch a T-800 to stop Ken Schwaber. But we can respond by putting stickers on stuff, and that's pretty fun. Pack of three 5 x 5 cm matte vinyl weatherproof stickers. n.b. Sharpie for scale, no the stickers don't come with a Sharpie and you knew that already so don't even try it.
