This product comes with a WAV file for the full podcast episode as well as the demos that Matt and Bug wrote and showed off during the episode. We are happy for you to download these for free, and for people looking to support this episode, there is an option to tip during checkout! On Episode Two, we catch up with Bug Hunter's drummer Kyle Hodgkinson to talk about college hijinks -- and get a couple of song prompts! Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode Our Music:The Narcissist Cookbook Bug HunterFeel free to reach out to us at:Both: [email protected] Bug: [email protected]: [email protected] follow us on Instagram, Tumblr, YouTube, and Spotify! Please share the show (and our music) with friends! -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -------------------Challenge: Change one letter of one of the other's song-----------------BUG'S SONGTitle: BothLyrics:Dear captain Stanley I hope this note finds me wellI hope you're reading this tomorrow from inside my empty cellthe bars won't budge at all and all the guards they watch me well oh Captain Stanley I just really have to sayafter I dodged you in dubai and cleared your checkpoint in LAI began to thing that you just liked to watch me get awaywhich you'll be doing... Soon as I get this door unlockedwell as soon as I get this bar removedor as soon as I bribe this guard outside I'm finally screwed! My Game to loseI was the best there ever was at what I did (but so were you)I'm finally screwed! I have no chanceI am the fattest, slowest rat in a castle full of cats It came down to freedom or to goldI got caught 'cause I tried to choose both Oh captain Stanley I think you have proved your pointthis staring contest through the bars won't serve a purpose in this jointand the sniper pointed at me, well, is certainly a choice but Captain Stnaley you seem to forgetThere's a reason there's 100 million bounty on my headall the governments have sought me but no one has claimed me yet so as soon as I (pow!)well maybe if I (ping!)uh... oh... noooooo I'm finally screwed! Here comes the nooseI was the best there ever was at what I did (but so were you)I'm finally screwed! I had my chanceNow I'm the fattest, slowest rat in a castle full of cats A final fatal path forked in my roadI got caught 'cause I tried to choose both------------MATT'S SONGTitle: Piano BeacherLyrics:driftwood body and razorclam keyssea glass pedals and mica dust shimmer and shinecome sing with mei want to break you open like a scallopshellfigure out what makes you sound so beautiful all i know are the simplest chordstriads fifths and rootnotes, but you make them morecome sing with mei want to peer inside you with a microscope you washed up here from god only knows wherein perfect tune and i can't bear to not understand thingsso here i go once againyou think i'd have learned it by now mansome things shouldn't be figured out andby peeking behind every curtain you findsometimesyou see what you shouldn'tsome remedies don't need a hammersome mysteries don't have an answerbut when all you have is a scalpelthen everything looks like a cadaver driftwood body and razorclam keysbeach piano, all covered in seaweed and saltcome sing with mei want to crack you open just to see your pearli want to learn what makes you sound so beautiful you washed up here from god only knows wherein perfect tune and i can't bear to not understand thingsso here i go once againyou think i'd have thought to correct ityou can't keep the frog and dissect itby cutting the guts out of everythingall you get is blood on the carpetsome remedies don't need a hammersome mysteries don't have an answerbut when all you have is a scalpelthen everything looks like a cadaver
