Variety Pack

Absolute Aloha Verified independent store

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It’s late, music's fading out, cowbell has rung, and lights are starting to brighten. It’s last call and you can’t make a decision, but you know you don’t want to go home empty-han ded. Who said you had to choose? So don’t! Take all 3 of our 100% Kona Coffee spice rubs home with you and get your dirty hands on some Rub My Meat, Rub My Heiny and Rub My Breasts. Each rub offers a special blend of spices customized to take your tastebuds on an adventure. Our natural coffee tenderizer allows our spices to werk, werk, werk, werk, werk, werk it’s way into your meat for a flavor explosion you never saw coming. What's in it for you? One bag of Rub My Meat One bag of Rub My Heiny One bag of Rub My Breasts Small variety pack includes 1.8-2.1 oz sizes of each rub Medium variety pack includes 4.5-5.0 oz sizes of each rub The perfect gift for grill masters, Santa, co-workers, mom, dad, child, cellmate, or mixed-doubles partner. Just one ounce of any rub will easily season 3+ lbs of meat The air-tight zipper keeps it fresh up to 18 months, like the Prince of Bel Air Why You'll Love It Rub My Breasts is crammed with 8 spices like a car full of clowns: salt, brown sugar, Kona Coffee, garlic powder, rosemary, coriander, basil, and black pepper Rub My Heiny is Jam-packed with 11 spices like teenage girls at a free BTS concert: salt, cocoa powder, Kona Coffee, paprika, celery seed, garlic, onion, brown sugar, coriander, black pepper, and cayenne pepper Rub My Meat is loaded with 10 spices like a King of the Cage wrestling match: salt, brown sugar, Kona Coffee, garlic powder, onion powder, mustard, ginger, dried chiles, and black pepper Gluten-free, non-GMO, all-natural, no MSG, no additives, and dairy-free Show more