Sarcasm Pens {Multiple Sayings!}

FINDERS KEEPERS FAVORITE HUSBAND BE YOSELF SOMEWHERE ELSE BADASS MAMA DONT TOUCH ME PEASANT RAY OF SUNSHINE CHAOS COORDINATOR RECTAL THERMOMETER I DONT BELONG TO YOU NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING FANCY AS FUCK 100% THAT BITCH BAD INFLUENCE BE SAVAGE NOT AVERAGE BE NICE OR LEAVE ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY HAVE A NICE DAY SOMEWHERE ELSE MY PEN IS HUGE BUT DID YOU DIE I LOVE THAT FOR YOU WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW TAKE NO SHIT GIVE NO FUCKS THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL STEAL THIS AND I KILL YOU SHHHHHHHHHHHUT UP! AMBITCHOUS FULL-TIME SWIFTIE NAUGHTY BUT NICE-ISH TAKE NOTE NUTTIER THAN SQUIRRELS