Name: Brian 🧠✨Species: SasquatchInspiration: Einstein, but fluffier and more organizedAge: Relatively speaking About Me:I’m Brian, a Sasquatch with wild, brilliant fur that refuses to obey gravity or social expectations. My hair suggests chaos. My mind prefers elegant equations and thought experiments conducted while pacing the forest. I believe curiosity is the highest form of romance and that wonder should be pursued daily, preferably with snacks. Hobbies & Interests:• Scribbling formulas on foggy windows and cave walls• Thought experiments that start with “What if…”• Forgetting where I put my glasses while they’re on my head• Long walks where ideas bump into each other• Explaining big concepts with sticks, stones, and enthusiasm Ideal Date:A meandering walk where conversation zigzags from black holes to why moss is underrated. We pause often. Not because we’re stuck, but because we’re thinking. Looking For:Someone patient with tangents, delighted by curiosity, and unafraid of big questions. You don’t mind if I stop mid-sentence to chase an idea. Fun Fact:Time feels slower when I’m happy. Or maybe I’m just very hard to rush. Technicalities - all major seams are machine sewn and triple hand sewn ears and feet.- sits at about 9'' tall. Stands at 21"- body is made from a 50% wool blend, Canadian made sock- stuffed with hypo-allergenic, anti-microbial polyfil and acrylic faux fur- spot cleaning is best. Velcro is not our friend. + designed, sewn and created by me in a smoke-free home
