Name: Maple 🍁Species: SasquatchVibe: Canadian, cozy, confidently sassyLocation: Somewhere between the forest and a good excuse for a snack About Me:Hi, I’m Maple. I’m proudly Canadian-inspired, which means I’m polite until I’m not, warm until pushed, and deeply committed to snacks and fairness. I’ve got strong opinions about winter, excellent layering skills, and a sass level that shows up right on time. I’ll hold the door, call you out lovingly, and absolutely steal the last fry if you hesitate. Hobbies & Interests:• Judging the weather like it’s a sport• Wearing scarves with authority• Turning “sorry” into a power move• Cozying up with hot drinks and sharper comebacks• Defending my snacks with surprising intensity Ideal Date:A brisk forest walk followed by something warm to drink. There will be banter. There will be snacks. There may be snow. If it’s cold, I brought extra mittens. If it’s awkward, I’ll fix it. Looking For:Someone kind, quick-witted, and able to handle a little sass with their sweetness. You don’t take yourself too seriously, but you do take cozy seriously. Fun Fact:I can apologize while being right. 🍁 A few more specifics: - all major seams are machine sewn and triple hand sewn ears and feet.- sits at about 9'' tall. Stands at 21"- body is made from a 50% wool blend, Canadian made sock- stuffed with hypo-allergenic, anti-microbial polyfil and acrylic faux fur- spot cleaning is best. Velcro is not our friend. + designed, sewn and created by me in a smoke-free home
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