Severance Scary Numbers Hat

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Keep your innie and outie aligned with this Severance-inspired hat. Featuring the cryptic, anxiety-inducing “scary numbers” straight from the Macrodata Refinement floor, this cap i s perfect for those who know the thrill of sorting data and the terror of the unknown. The work is mysterious and important.. Whether you're clocking in at Lumon or just navigating the break room, this hat ensures your vibe is always 100% Kier-approved. Wear it to show fellow MDRs you’re part of the cult classic club—no waffle party required! • 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh Severance Fan Hat, Baseball Cap, Scary Numbers, Macrodata Refinement Hat, Innie Hat, Lumon Worker Hat, Mysterious And Important, Dad Hat This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches) One size 20 ½-24 ⅜ 4 ¾ 3 ⅛ 7 ½ A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm) One size 52-62 12 8 19 Show more