Name: Probably “Baa-rtholomew,” but I answer to “Who left you there?” 🖤🐑Age: Ageless. Time works differently in the sock drawer.Location: The dark side of the laundry pile About Me:Black sock sheep with excellent boundaries and dramatic eyelashes. I stand out in every flock and I like it that way. Soft to the touch, strong opinions about personal space, secretly very affectionate once trust is earned. I am not “just a phase.” Hobbies & Interests:• Quietly judging from the corner• Absorbing compliments like sunshine• Leaning slightly to one side for personality• Refusing to blend in, ever Love Language:Quality time. Sit near me. Not touching. Near. Ideal Date:Low lighting, cozy vibes, maybe a sweet treat. We exchange glances. It means something. What I’m Looking For:Someone who appreciates the odd one out and understands that black goes with everything. You don’t need to fix me. I’m already iconic. Dealbreaker:Being told I’d look better in white. Fun Fact:Once you choose the black sock sheep, you’ll never go back. Technicals: - all seams are machine sewn- Sits at about 9'' tall. Stands at 21"- stuffed with hypo-allergenic, anti-microbial polyfil and acrylic yarn coat- spot cleaning is best. Velcro is not our friend. + designed and created by me in a smoke-free home
