Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-ShirtAn elected position that requires no votes, answers to no one, and operates under a strict policy of organized chaos.This shirt represents the highest office in mischief management—a role that demands equal parts creativity, questionable judgment, and the ability to say "seemed like a good idea at the time" with a straight face. As president, your duties include: approving all ridiculous plans, vetoing common sense, and maintaining plausible deniability at all times.Perfect for the ringleader of bad ideas, the instigator of good times, and anyone whose friends have learned to ask "what did you do now?" instead of "how are you?" Your term is indefinite, your authority is unquestioned, and your meetings are wherever the shenanigans happen to be.Details: Premium cotton for official committee business Classic fit suitable for all shenanigan-related activities Designed for troublemakers and fun-havers Comes with zero accountability All in favor of wearing this shirt, say "aye." Motion carries. Meeting adjourned. 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton Seamless rib at neck Taped shoulder-to-shoulder Double-needle stitching throughout Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar Tear away label Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease 7/8" collar Classic fit
