Meet our “Shining Armor” Tote Bag — swearing, but make it strategic. It has a unique handmade internal pocket with a gorgeous braided keychain lanyard...so you don't constantly look like you've lost your mind as well as your keys! This retro-style tote features a sarcastic quote with a swear word intentionally covered by a discreet censor sticker. The message is obvious. The delivery is cheeky. The restraint is questionable. The image and quote is printed on one side of the tote and our cute little logo is printed on the back. From Quotes on Totes — bold words. Better bags. Ideal for errands, work, shopping, or silently discouraging conversation. Funny, relatable, and very comfortable with boundaries. Crafted from pre-consumer recycled cotton waste and post consumer recycled polyester, Made from waste. Meant to last. Regular Tote: 42cm x 38cm, 10ltr capacity, 67cm handle, 170g weight Maxi Shopper Tote: 39cm x 35cm x 13.5cm, 18ltr capacity, 58cm handle, 270g weight Thicker fabric means more durability.More durability means fewer replacements.Fewer replacements? Less waste. Because sustainability isn’t just about what it’s made from.It’s about how long it lasts. And this one’s not going anywhere. What’s under the sticker? A swear word. Obviously. The censor sticker is intentionally placed to cover part of the quote while still making the message very clear. It’s there for comedic effect, a little mystery, and plausible deniability in polite company. Consider it swearing… but with manners. Perfect for errands, workdays, gifting, or testing the limits of polite society. Retro, funny, and not as subtle as it thinks it is.
