This suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit features delicate red and blue lettering, dainty little flowers, and the kind of energy that says, “Yes, my life is a flaming circus tent, but at least it’s decorative.” The crisp white background makes the chaos feel classy, while the phrase “Bless This Shitshow” ties it all together like a bow on a dumpster fire. Whether you're embracing the mess or just looking for something to stab while everything around you implodes, this is your craft therapy with a floral finish. Makes a perfect gift for anyone who’s somehow still functioning. Includes: a 6" bamboo hoop printed fabric floss in just-pretty-enough colors two needles (in case you rage-bend one) a threader instructions that assume you’ve either done this before or you’re good at winging it
