Should've Divorced Bumper Sticker

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Because surviving your parents’ marriage deserves a damn medal—and maybe some therapy. This patriotic nightmare of a bumper sticker (or magnet!) screams, “I made it through the scr eaming matches and awkward silence at dinner… barely.” Perfect for adult children of divorce deniers, eldest daughters, or anyone whose family holidays feel like a hostage situation. Stick it on your car, your fridge, or directly on your inner child. Details: Size: 3” x 11.5” – easy to read at a glance Sticker: Matte vinyl with a clean peel-off adhesive—stays stuck, removes cleanly Magnet: 20mil thick, holds securely at highway speeds, easy to reposition UV-resistant, waterproof, weatherproof Handmade by queer artists in Lafayette, Louisiana Designed by the gays, for everyone Stick it. Magnet it. Drive like you mean it. Show more