Long live the king. He's already dead. He's still in charge. The Shroom King sits on his moss-covered throne wearing a crown of glowing pink and purple mushrooms, flanked by two smaller skull henchmen because every monarch needs middle management. Neon spores grow up from the base in electric blue and acid green. The Lucid Rob tag drips across the bottom in heavy black graffiti. He doesn't speak. He doesn't need to. The mycelium handles communications. This one's for the heads. The fungus enthusiasts. The people who read one book about mushrooms and now have opinions about consciousness. Slap it on your laptop, your water bottle, your toolbox, the cooler you bring to weird desert music fests. Let everyone know who you answer to (a dead skeleton wearing fungus on his head, apparently). Premium vinyl, matte finish, built to outlive your last three relationships. Scratch-proof, waterproof, sun-proof, and rated for 5+ years, which is roughly how long mycelium takes to quietly reclaim an entire forest. **Details:** - Vinyl with matte finish - Sizes: 2″ × 2″, 3″ × 3″, 4″ × 4″, 5″ × 5″, 6″ × 6″ - Water and weather resistant, rated to last over 5 years - Scratch and UV resistant, colors stay loud - Die-cut to the shape of the design - Easy-peel backing - Blank product sourced from the US Bow to the king. Or don't. He's not actually paying attention. Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 Years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Lucid Rob Merch and Lucid Media LLC ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
