“Shitter’s full!” — and so is your wall of awesome brewery tackers! Straight from Simple Machine Brewing Co in sunny Phoenix, Arizona, comes the Cousin Eddie’s Mini Tacker, inspired by everyone’s favorite RV-lovin’, robe-wearin’, beer-chuggin’ holiday legend. This little slice of Christmas chaos captures that perfect mix of festive spirit and beer-soaked bad decisions. Whether you’re a die-hard Christmas Vacation fan, a craft beer junkie, or just someone who knows that nothing says “holiday classic” like a cold one and a questionable cousin, this tacker belongs in your collection. Hang it proudly in your bar, garage, or beer cave — it’s guaranteed to get laughs (and probably a few toasts). But like Cousin Eddie’s patience, these are in dangerously short supply. Once they’re gone, that’s it — no refills, no reruns, no Christmas miracles. So empty your glass and hit “Add to Cart” — because this limited-edition tacker’s disappearing faster than Clark Griswold’s sanity. Approximately 7.5" diameter Embossed aluminum mini sign Laser cut to custom shape Two mounting holes for easy wall hanging Comes in protective shrink wrap Made in the USA!!