Pick Your Caption. Make Your Statement. Whether you're rocking Big Dick, Little Boat™ or keeping it humble with Small Dick, Big Boat™, these Whiskey Biz originals are built to get laughs on and off the water. Perfect for lake weekends, boating trips, beach vacations, bachelor parties, concerts, or anyone who appreciates a good joke. Printed on a premium, ultra-soft tee that's as comfortable as it is attention-grabbing. Choose your favorite design—or grab both and let your mood decide. Choose Your Design ⚓ Big Dick, Little Boat For the captain who's got confidence (and doesn't mind proving it). ⚓ Small Dick, Big Boat Because sometimes the boat does all the talking. Features Vibrant, long-lasting print Unisex fit Lightweight and comfortable Available in multiple shirt and print colors Perfect For Lake Days Boat Owners Marina Weekends Bachelor Parties Country Concerts Beach Trips Funny Gifts Summer Vacations Care Instructions Machine wash cold Wash inside out Tumble dry low Do not iron directly over the design Available Options Shirt Color Black Grey Neon Orange Neon Yellow Tie Dye Grey/Black (Comfort Color Brand) Print Color Blue Teal Gold Red
