Big Brain Energy Smells Like: The Hottest Take in the Room Ignite this candle and instantly feel 23% smarter—give or take your actual IQ. It’s the perfect companion for correcting strangers on the internet, solving problems no one asked you to solve, and letting everyone know you read one article and now you're basically a neuroscientist. Smells like mental gymnastics, dark roast confidence, and the smug aroma of saying “actually…” before every sentence. Burn it when you need to fake it, flex it, or just outsmart the void. Warning: May cause spontaneous TED Talk behavior. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: bookworms, over-thinkers, workaholics who need a break, and anyone who appreciates a joke that requires a brain.
