Smells Like My Dating Life

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Smells Like My Dating Life A blend of hope, sarcasm, and low expectations. Light this candle and inhale the bittersweet aroma of romantic optimism tangled with a healthy dose of sa rcasm. It’s like your dating life: hopeful enough to keep swiping, sarcastic enough to keep you sane, and low-key resigned to Netflix and chill solo. A scent cocktail that whispers sweet nothings and side-eyes your dating disasters. Think rose petals dipped in irony, with a base note of “well, at least I tried.” For those who love hard, laugh harder, and expect just enough to keep it interesting. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, date nights, weddings, and anyone you want to impress — or seduce. Show more