Smoke brisket not Meth

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Life is full of choices.Some people choose chaos.You choose brisket. Introducing the “Smoke Brisket, Not Meth” tee — because if you’re going to spend 12 hours obsessing over someth ing, it should be a beautifully marbled hunk of meat, not a crime that ends with your mugshot on a local Facebook group. Made from soft, premium cotton and printed in the USA.Support a small business, not a sketchy operation in a Winnebago. Perfect for BBQ competitions, tailgates, backyard bragging, and subtly reminding your weird cousin that hobbies are supposed to be legal. Features: Comfortably bold Boldly judgmental Judgement delivered with the smoky confidence of a brisket master Warning:Wearing this may cause: Random strangers to fist-bump you Someone named Earl offering to show you his smoker setup Zero meth-related activities (ideal) Smoke meat, not your life.Shop small. Stay brisket blessed. Show more