Some serving boards are just practical. This one comes with a built-in eviction notice. Handcrafted by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, this laser-engraved serving board is the perfect blend of style, function, and just the right amount of sass. Designed for hosts who know how to keep a good party going—but also know when it’s time for guests to leave—this board is a hilarious addition to any kitchen or entertaining space. Laser Engraved Design – Features the cheeky phrase “If You Can Read This, The Snacks Are Gone. It’s Time to Go Home”, because nothing says “party’s over” like an empty charcuterie board. Handmade in Woodend, Victoria – A locally crafted piece that adds personality to any gathering. Perfect for Entertaining – Ideal for serving everything from cheese and crackers to desserts, all while letting guests know when the good stuff is officially gone. Rustic and Functional – A sturdy handle with a hole for easy hanging, making it as practical as it is funny. High-Quality Timber – Durable, stylish, and designed to last through many snack-fueled gatherings. This board makes a fantastic gift for foodies, entertainers, or anyone with a great sense of humour. Whether for a housewarming, birthday, or just a fun addition to your kitchen, this board is guaranteed to get laughs—until the snacks run out. Dimensions/Size: 39cm (H) x 19.5cm (W) x 1.5cm (D)
