When a penguin needed a safe place to stash its life savings, it skipped the vault, ignored the mattress, and opened an account at the local snow bank. Financial experts called it ridiculous. The penguin called it a diversified portfolio. This Roast Republic T-shirt lets everyone know your sense of humor appreciates elite-level dad jokes. The penguin earned compound igloo interest; you're about to cash in on compliments. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58
