Rainbow Crush – Purple Monkey Apothecary A soap that will have you feeling like all that.. and a bag of chips! Crush hard, lather harder. Rainbow Crush is your technicolor ticket to joyfully chaotic skincare. Fruity, flirty, and just the right amount of unhinged. This bar smells like the first crush you ever had, that striped fruity gum, roller skates and giggles. Swirled in dreamy pink, blue, and purple, it’s like a unicorn got into the soap pot and didn’t follow the rules. Sweet, juicy, and unapologetically bright, this bar turns every shower into a sugar-fueled mood booster with zero calories and maximum sass. Why You’ll Love It: ☆ Bright, playful scent that brings instant nostalgia ☆ Swirled with dreamy pink, blue, and purple colors ☆ Creamy lather leaves skin soft and smiling ☆ Packed with nourishing oils and butters ☆ Handmade in small batches with 100% monkey mischief 🌈 Scent Profile: Juicy fruit explosion meets candy-coated chaos. A vibrant blend of sweet citrus, candied berries, and rainbow dreams—perfect for skin that refuses to be boring. Ingredients: Sodium Sunflowerate (Sunflower Oil), Sodium Olivate (Olive Oil), Sodium Cocoate (Coconut Oil), Sodium Mango Butterate (Mango Butter), Sodium Shea Butterate (Shea Butter), Sodium Jojobate (Jojoba Oil), Sodium Sweet Almondate (Sweet Almond Oil), Sodium Castorate (Castor Oil), Sodium Lanolinate (Lanolin), Glycerin, Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (Aloe Vera Juice), Sodium Hydroxide, Kaolin Clay, Maranta Arundinacea Root Powder (Arrowroot), Sucrose (Sugar), Sodium Lactate, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxides, Mica, Parfum (Fragrance) Usage Instructions: Lather. Rinse thoroughly. Regret Nothing. ⚠️ Warning: For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Discontinue if irritation occurs. May cause an overwhelming urge to dance like Carlton. Net Weight: 2.5 oz (71 g)
