💗 Proudly support our small, woman-owned business🇺🇸 Shipped from the USA💰 Save 10% now using code SAVE10Kick holiday stress straight into next year with this cheerfully snarky Santa tee. Featuring a vintage-style Santa hat, a swoopy mustache, and an epic swirl-pattern beard, this design delivers festive vibes and a perfectly timed dose of “not my problem.” Tailored with a side-seamed, unisex fit that flatters in all the right places (because looking good is a personality trait). DTG-optimized fabric means every snarky design prints crisp, bold, and vibrant—just like your mood. Comes in a wide lineup of swoon-worthy colors, so you can pick the shade that best matches your chaos level. Made with eco-friendly materials and responsible production practices, because caring about the planet is the one thing we’ll never be sarcastic about. Printed on our ultra-soft, wear-all-season women’s tee, it’s the ideal shirt for anyone who loves Christmas… but not enough to deal with December chaos.Whether you’re avoiding tasks, pretending you didn’t hear that question, or simply prioritizing joy over chaos—this tee has your back until further notice.Because honestly? That sounds like a January problem. 🎄✨ Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Size guide XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35 B) Width (inches) -0.1 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64 B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 Care Instructions General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.
