Pirates in SPACE.Toilets that won’t QUIT. And a GOAT?This isn’t the sci-fi epic you asked for.It’s the one you didn’t know you needed.Dodge Sterling and his crew never wanted to be heroes—he just wanted to retire. But when a blue-bearded space pirate, a fart-powered emperor, and one very opinionated goat crash into their lives over one quaint little bar... the galaxy will never be the same.Blasters. Epic gags. Transforming honey badgers. Even more Epic ’80s synth music. I know, right?Space Cheese is a cosmic romp for fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, and anyone who believes duct tape really can fix everything.Warning: Walls will be broken and this book may flush at times. Bring wipes!If you’re craving funny science fiction, space opera parody, and laugh-out-loud sci-fi comedy, Space Cheese delivers pure interstellar chaos — with extra cheese.
