Xkütur’s Space Pickles! WTF IS THAT?!"What's a Space Pickle?" You might be asking. Well, according to Prof. L McDonkingston and our resident alien/xenobiologist, Xkütur, the simple explanation is... Space Pickles are essentially extragalactic crustacean analogs (Barnaclus Hyperdimensius) that adhere to hyperdrive casings during traversal through cross-dimensional voids with elevated transdimensional radiation flux. These organisms exhibit a unique bioadhesive mechanism, integrating their exoskeletal structure into the quantum lattice distortions of your propulsion system, allowing for a symbiotic energy siphoning that stabilizes their metabolic phase transition in non-Euclidean space. Typically one seeding SPUD can produce an entire Glöraag. On Earth the only suitable use case for them is fish bait as they phase change to a common polymer used for artificial lures. According to kütur, they work well because fish are much closer to aliens, so they instinctively know transport it to the nearest spore replicator. Sold as a 4/2/2 - 8pk. 4 - 2.5” Dropshot/Ned, Smol Brood Pickles. 2 - 4” Craw/Jigging/Trailer, Chonky Mature Pickles. 2 - 4.5” Finesse/Swim/Jig/Wacky/Trailer, Seeding SPUDS. Deets Hand Made (w/love) Earthy Worm Like Scent Buoyant and Tough Disgusting but Oddly Symmetrical Split Lines in Paddle Tail to Change Presentation If the qty seems confusing that’s because it’s XküTUr’s preference and he’s an alien… so nothing he does really makes any sense. They’re fun to sling around, hand made with love, and here’s the kicker the broad tailed pickles go from beaver-ish to crawfish-ish in a couple of snips. The Seeding SPUDS? Well, do whatever you think will work? Trouble on a worm? or not hitting a true craw? Just remember, “When in doubt, whip the pickle out.”
