SPARTA THE GAME

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The road to a proper victory is paved with sacrifice. This one goes out to the waiver wire pickup who plugged a gaping hole in your lineup. To the game time decision who churned up yards, and touchdowns, on a bum ankle. To the ballsy quarterback who had a half point and a fresh set of downs with a slide, but netted you another six by breaking a tackle into the endzone. The dust settles, and you stand victorious- because your valiant squad refused to bend the knee. Tonight, your triumphant warriors dine in Hell, while the rest of your pansy-ass league enjoys a light jazz brunch in limbo. approx. dimensions 6" x 6" x 7.5"approx. weight 5.2 lbs Show more