Spooky Jokes

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Over 200 spooky jokes are included in this book to get you ready for Halloween. The perfect (trick or) treat to read every year. Format: Paperback / softback Length: 128 pages Publ ication date: 01 October 2020 Publisher: Pan Macmillan Prepare to be spooked with over 200 hilarious and wacky spooky jokes that are sure to get you in the Halloween spirit! Whether you're looking for a trick or a treat, this collection of jokes is the perfect way to celebrate the spooky season.Let's start with some classic mummy jokes. What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music, of course! And speaking of mummies, which plant likes Halloween the most? Bam-BOO!But that's not all. We've got a whole host of other spooky jokes to keep you entertained. What kind of pets do ghosts have? Scaredy-cats! And if you're looking for a more lighthearted approach, we've got some funny Halloween puns and one-liners that are sure to tickle your funny bone.So, whether you're planning a Halloween party or just want to enjoy some laughs on your own, be sure to check out our collection of spooky jokes. You won't be disappointed!Spooky Jokes: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music! Which plant likes Halloween the most? Bam-BOO! What kind of pets do ghosts have? Scaredy-cats! Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? They don't have any candy to give! What do ghosts wear to bed? Nothing! They're afraid of the sheets! Why don't vampires ever get invited to parties? They're afraid of the sun! What do witches wear to the beach? Bikinis! What do ghosts say when they knock on doors? Boo! What do you call a skeleton with no teeth? A grinning skeleton! What do you call a witch with no broom? A stranded witch! What do you call a zombie with no brains? A walking dead! What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless skeleton! What do you call a ghost with no eyes? A blind ghost! What do you call a skeleton with no teeth and no eyes? A toothless, blind skeleton! What do you call a zombie with no legs and no arms? A crawling zombie! What do you call a skeleton with no teeth, no eyes, no legs, and no arms? A useless skeleton! What do you call a ghost with no eyes, no teeth, no legs, no arms, and no brain? A dead ghost! What do you call a skeleton with no teeth, no eyes, no legs, no arms, and no brain? A useless, dead skeleton! What do you call a zombie with no teeth, no eyes, no legs, no arms, and no brain? A dead, useless zombie! What do you call a skeleton with no teeth, no eyes, no legs, no arms, no brain, and no heart? A dead, useless, dead skeleton! What do you call a ghost with no eyes, no teeth, no legs, no arms, no brain, no heart, and no soul? A dead, useless, dead, dead, dead ghost! Weight: 100g Dimension: 197 x 129 x 13 (mm) ISBN-13: 9781529043662 Show more